Freakshow!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes freak me out. They really scare me.

I used to actually quite like Tom Cruise. Jerry Maguire was great and he never did weird things when he was married to Nicole Kidman. It's as if as soon as he got divorced he remembered he was actually very strange and decided to act on it. Apparently he auditioned Katie Holmes to be his wife. She had to go to the Scientology building for what she thought was a film screen test and it turned out Tom was looking for a new wife. SICK! Then there was that horrific episode on Oprah when he started jumping on the couch and that YouTube video of him ranting about how great Scientology was...imagine if that was your dad??

Then there's Katie..poor Katie. I loved her on Dawson's Creek when she was Joey. She's also turned into a weirdo since meeting Tom Cruise. She cut her hair into a dodgy bob and wears all these clothes that make her look really old. Katie's only 32...but let's face it you'd give her at least 52 the way she dresses sometimes. She also has been quoted as saying that she always knew she'd marry Tom Cruise. That she loved him all her life and couldn't believe that her childhood dream of marrying him eventually came true.

And Suri...that's the scariest part of this whole thing! She looks evil, I know it's mean but I don't care. It's like Tom and Katie have tried to turn Suri into some strange Katie Holmes mini me. The dress her in these really old fashioned clothes and every time Katie get's a dodgy bob, Suri gets one too. The also let put heels on her and parade her in front of the camera's like she's the latest designer handbag. It's too wrong on too many levels.

But the reason I'm posting this mini rant about the freakshow that is the TomKat relationship is a video that was posted on the internet last week. Katie dancing on stage with Tom...doing this weird lap-dance singing thing. It made me want to vomit. Once I got over that it actually makes for some very entertaining viewing. Judge for yourselves.